Thursday, June 21, 2007

Come to Wisconsin


I have been back in Wisconsin since Tuesday morning. It has been fairly slow going these past few days, which is nice. Besides being home to see family and friends, I am closing on a condo in Madison, so that has been taking up some of my time as well.

While Wisconsin is no Hawaii, it is a nice place in its own right. I have been riding (and crashing… more on that in a bit) my brother’s motorcycle for the past few days. I have been trying to take the country roads as much as possible (the bumpy, uneven, and narrow-shouldered roads). Wisconsin is a beautiful and still fairly unpopulated place. The majority of the land around here is varied shades of green. The skies are blue and the clouds white. While it may not have the beaches and ocean, spending an afternoon walking around alone through the fields and woods, eating your fill of mulberries and raspberries, is just as pleasant.

The unfortunate excitement is that I crashed my brother’s motorcycle. This is less than ideal for a few reasons:

1. It’s not my bike. It’s one thing to ruin your own things, but it is especially bad when you borrow something and can’t return it in the same condition. On the somewhat bright side (in a weird way), my brother got his leg crushed by a semi-truck a couple of months ago so he wouldn’t be able to ride it too much anyway. Like I said, that’s not exactly good news, but at least I am not single-handedly killing his summer riding season.

2. It will cost a lot. The only big mechanical problem that I can see is the smashed radiator. I have to figure out how to get it to Madison and get some estimates on how much it will cost to fix. The radiator should only be a few hundred; however, all of the cracks and scratches on the body of the motorcycle are costly. I’m guessing this will be around $2000 for everything. So much for buying that dishwasher for the condo.

3. It’s the least important, and a bit selfish, but now I don’t have a ride for the next week. I think I may have to rent a car. Hopefully I don’t crash that, but if I did, at least the rental insurance would cover that cost.

On the bright side, I am not hurt. I got a couple of scratches on my legs from when I got tossed over the handle bars, but I did a nice front flip and landed on my helmet and riding jacket and safely slid into some shrubs. Luckily, I was wearing full riding gear: helmet, padded motorcycle jacket, leather gloves, long pants, and leather shoes. I may not have fared so well without that. The reason for the crash can be attributed to a multitude of factors. The first being driver error. I was on the very far right side of the road, staring at my surroundings. I was going too fast for that corner, although I wasn't really going all that fast (40mph?). The road was bumpy, uneven, and had some grass clippings on it. The bike's tires were bald and it is not a bike that I am accustomed to. All of these things added up to my having a bad day.

Something really interesting is how clear everything was heading into the crash. As soon as I lost control it was like I had hyper-clarity on what was going to happen and how I needed to react. When I knew that I wasn’t going to be able to recover in time to avoid crashing into the ditch, I slammed on the brakes until I started to slide, then I let off the brakes and steered into the ditch. When the bike dumped over and threw me, I tucked my chin and put my hands at my side at a forty-five degree angle. I did a front flip over the bike, spotted my landing, landed, slid, stood up, and was on my merry way. I scraped my shin, have a small gash on my ankle, and dirty clothes. The worst part of it all is how much it is going to cost to fix the bike. In the end, I am still alive and well, so I can’t complain too much.

Obviously, I wish none of this happened. Since I can’t change that, I have to accept it and deal with the consequences. I am glad it is only bad for the bike, and not my body. After all, it’s just money.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

The Big Island Explained

We decided to go to the Big Island one evening over drinks at Jenna and Dani's place. We were talking about how we weren't taking advantage of the fact that we were at a time in our lives when we really didn't have any big commitments and that we live so close to so many cool things. We came to a group decision that we had all gone too long in our lives without seeing lava. We decided that it was high time to visit the Big Island.

We rented our mini-van (6 people... it made sense at the time), bought our tickets, and booked our hotel. That was all the planning we needed. We all got on the plane Saturday morning without any idea of what we would really do or where we would go. In fact, when we got to the airport, we didn't even know the exact time of our flight or the name of our hotel. In Hawaii, that's what we call "havin' the aloha spirit."

We got to Hilo, picked up the van and made our way to the hotel. I'm not very picky when it comes to living conditions (ask me the story about the "hotel" in China where they were "remodeling" the bathroom... aka no running water, just a big barrel against the wall, and piles of human waste covering the floor of what used to be the bathroom; a clean path to the water source made only by walking across bricks set on the piles of feces. Separately, the time in Cambodia when Sheng and I got more-or-less robbed by a driver who told us he would show us his gun if we didn't pay him even more money than we already did for a ride he ended up not giving us. We slept in a "guesthouse" in the middle of no where which was actually a barn with cardboard walls set up to block your view of the family. Safety first.)

I digress... Where was I? Ah, yes, Uncle Billy's Hotel. I'm not sure why I had such a low opinion of the place. Part of it was the excessive amount of urine in the elevator (still wet!). Part of it was the fact that I spent $24 on internet connections, printing, and faxing of documents (I might buy a condo!) only to have the receiving end tell me that they couldn't use them because they were too dark. (I still paid for it all, though!) Or my problem with the place could have been the cracked tile, running toilet, no parking lot, and smokey rooms. Who's to say what it was. All I know is that I wasn't digging it. The only reason I feel I can complain here is because it was $120/night and not $1.20 like in Asia. That was the point of these past two paragraphs. Back on topic.

We were very excited to see a Wal-Mart in Hilo. I'm not sure why, but Wal-Mart has such a strong attraction. In Hawaii, it's like an oasis of affordable everything. Milk is only $4/gallon, not $8. Parking is plentiful and the selection seemingly unlimited. We ended up buying a bunch of drinks and snacks there and went to Volcanoes National Park. Once we got there we say the steam vents, the lava tube, the old lava flows, blah, blah, blah. We all knew that we were there for one thing and one thing only: See the lava.

We started the hike at 5:15pm. It was much further than we expected, but we were surprisingly well prepared. We all had tennis shoes and enough water between us to hike there and back (or for two of us to stay overnight, but Dan and I got overruled). We shuffled along with the excited crowd and happily watched everyone thin out as the miles added up. Some people out there were pretty crazy. A Swedish couple actually passed us wearing swimwear and 'slippahs' (flip-flops). On the way home, about 6 hours later, we saw some 100 year old Japanese tourists shuffling by 4" at a time. I'm not sure they made it to the actual flows. To be honest, I'm not even sure how they overcame the smallest incline.

We reached the lava just as the last bit of sun drained from the sky. It was perfect; the glowing orange/red guided our last few hundred feet. From there we broke out the marshmallows and roasted away. You would think that lava would be unbearably hot, but it really wasn't. It was like being next to a big camp fire. You could even stir it with a stick (it was like putting a stick into dry wall mud or wet clay). I also learned, just today, that it is really rude to poke lava with a stick. Apparently the fire god Pele takes offense to things like that. In our defense, we didn't know any better and we poked only out of respect and admiration. We did know that we weren't supposed to take any lava rock, and we respected that rule, so hopefully bad luck doesn't follow us for our indiscretions.

After that section, we went on a bit further (which took a lot of coaxing) to where the lava was actually flowing into the ocean. We couldn't see too much, but what we could see was impressive: liquid rock hitting water, making an explosion of rock and steam. Of course, we ended up standing exactly where we weren't supposed to in order to get a good look. I think the reward may have been worth the risk. We saw the earth spewing it's fiery guts into an angry ocean, violently expanding itself into the unwilling sea.

The walk home was long. The hardened lava has a reflective, silvery tint to it. We were able to use the light from the moon shining off of that to guide our way home. No flashlights needed. It was a surreal, dream like experience. We were all tired and hungry, it was nearly midnight, and we were walking across a completely barren landscape which was glowing, yet dark at the same time.

We made it back to Hilo at 12:01am. Why is the time important? Everything closed at midnight. The only saving grace: Ken's Diner. Open 24/7. We all had some pancakes, lots of water, and were ready to pass out before we laid our heads down on our smokey pillows.

The rest of the weekend was pretty fun, but not as fun as the volcano. Other highlights include: breathing the worlds cleanest air off of Kapoho Kumakahi point, playing barefoot in a giant banyan tree, relaxing in lava tube heated pools (almost one-hundred degrees), Akaka Falls, demolishing a Sumo Burger at Ken's, and having two drinks and promptly falling asleep at 11:00pm on our crazy night out Sunday evening.

Next destination: Kauai.